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03.02.06, 1:15 PM

How about some humor from the Lord of the Underworld #J (Hey, in Grand Junction, letters get to be numbers too.)

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A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white
baby. Enraged, he brings the baby to the missionary at the tribe and says, "You are the only white man to inhabit our land. Explain to me how my baby is white."

Terrified, missionary responds, "Now, now..please do
not make any hasty assumptions. Look at those white
sheep over there? Among them there is one black one.
There is no explanation as to how it got that color
and is just a miracle of nature."

The tribe leader pauses for a second, then says, "I
apologize, sir. I understand you well and clear. I'll
keep quiet about the baby if you keep quiet about the sheep."

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Existential Fabrication

Red
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber. Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger,
strength, power, and determination as well as
passion and desire. You have seen the
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Force and have you thirst for more of it.

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Your word is: Brooding. You are a true thinker and
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social, and often think twice before acting
but those thoughts you have in your mind
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