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01.01.02, 6:41 PM

I HAVE A HANGOVER!!!

This comes as no great surprise to me. I deserve it, I have brought ruin upon myself. However this strikes me as poetic irony. Why? Because I partied out the old year, and woke up in pain. It's like 2002 is saying "Fuck you Jonathan. I'm gonna suck, just like 2001 did! Look! I'll start my year long barrage of misery by granting you a headache!!"

Just then, the phone rings. Either you've never had a hangover, or I need not explain how that feels.

RING RING RING... Oh, Fuck ME!!!

Wrong Godamned Number!!!

There is a positive aspect here, however.

Actualy, there isn't. I just like the sound of that sentence.

Happy New Year.

Bummer Man...

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Existential Fabrication

Red
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber. Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger,
strength, power, and determination as well as
passion and desire. You have seen the
Strength and Power of the Dark Side of the
Force and have you thirst for more of it.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Your word is: Brooding. You are a true thinker and
often try to figure out the meaning of life,
why we are all here etc. You may not be so
social, and often think twice before acting
but those thoughts you have in your mind
never stop flowing in. Sometimes you can be
so concentrated you forget about other things
that you have to do. Don't change, this world
needs deep people.

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